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[eleclya]

This is a Valencia spam


Coz I love them and I haven't spammed them yes this season, which means a lot of my new boys haven't been spammed yet.


This must be fixed immediately


Um, this may be a two part spam. Coz I maaay have got a little bit carried away uploading pics XD


Chori sizing up the new Argie. There are certain standards you have to pass to be a VCF Argie doncha know.


Short shorts! It can be summer soon? I miss the short shorts


No short shorts but still showing some skin so I still approve ^_^


Wheelbarrow races. Also known as "training" if you play for Valencia XD


WHY SO ADORABLE JORDI? You don't fool us tho, we all know you're a big (uh, tiny) manwhore behind that sweet innocent smile


......case in point XD


OMG PABLO'S FACE! Sweetie you should take a cue from Lexi, skipping is srs bsns you know?


These are our captains. These are the men who are supposed to be leading us. God help us XD (fuck that, I love our captains forever ♥)


Lmao wtf Moya? XD


The glee! (hai bb Guaita ♥ wonder if he had any idea back then just how much he'd be playing this season)


N'awwwwww I love our adorable little flirt


And it took next to no time for this man to work his way into my heart. Helps that he is fucking fabulous on the pitch. He has given us some of the best goals, absolute stunners that no one ever saw coming. And the rest of the time he just provides the most perfect crosses imaginable. Can't wait for him to be back match fit, we've missed him taking our corners/free kicks. He's also an adorable dork. Obviously.


Same goes for Aduriz. His goals aren't always as spectacular as Tino's, but they're gritty and determined and he goes for everything he possibly can and I couldn't love him more. And his OTPness with Roberto is something special, but that's for another time


Piggyback wars. Another "training" exercise from the book of Valencia Club de Fucking-About XD


You know what I was saying about our captains? The most ridiculous of them all XD


Yes Cesar, it's a tennis racquet. You hit tennis balls with it.


Heeeeeeeeee!


More piggyback wars! Seriously, 90% of our "training" would be more accurately described as "playground activities", and it's like occasionally someone turns around and says hey, anyone fancy a game of footie?


Awwww Mannie :( I'm gonna miss you and your adorable cuddles with Chente. Go be wonderful in Turkey now love <3


Would just like to take a moment to point out CAPTAIN VICENTE, coz I think the club has forgotten. It's been a while since I saw him wearing the armband :( I hate it, he deserves it so much. And you know what? Maybe it's coincidence but we were winning more when he was captain.


He really does go for some epic shots


2 thoughts: 1) I want summer. Short shorts and sleeveless shirts. 2) I miss Ziggy. This is our biggest height difference these days XD I mean it's still a pretty big height difference but Ziggy's well over a foot taller than Jordi. And that's just funny.


ALSKDJFHALKSJDHLKASJDHLAKSJDFHALDJFH MI CAPITAN SO SMILEY AND I WAS THERE I WAS THERE I WAS THERE! And where we were sat he spent most of the first half of the match directly in front of us and god I will never ever ever tire of watching him play, he is something really truly special when he's on form. Plus he kept lifting his shirt up around his armpits and I've no idea why but it was very very very much appreciated XD Coz goddam he is good looking in photos but in real life? Holy fuck *_____________* Ahem. Moving on.


....ok not really moving on XD


...ok not moving on at all. Sorry but I will not get over that man any time soon. And seeing him up close was just... life made.


And Isco played! Iscooooooooooooooooo! I love how much he's been coming up to the first team lately, I can't wait til he's a regular on the team coz OMG potential much? He's already had a couple of goals for us, he's a determined little thing, he'll take on anyone and score a spectacular goal at the end of it. All he needs is a bit more experience. And he's the cutest ever!


Ahhhh this one was... difficult. It was too soon. I don't think I'll ever be able to explain what it felt like sitting there, right at the very front, thousands of City fans behind and around me, watching my boy play against my team. I don't regret going. I don't even wish that he hadn't gone, coz we had plenty of good times with him on the team and I completely adore the new boys that came in his place but still. I'll shuttup about it now.


Speaking of loving the new boys that came in his place ♥


Um. Fair enough.


Mi capitaaaaaan. There's a reason this is my default userpic ♥


......why has Roberto blindfolded the marker?


Wait, now he's dressing it? Mind, Villa used to go to those things for affection so I shouldn't really be surprised


Speaking of Roberto, it took me a little while to warm to him quite as much as Tino and Aduriz, but now I completely and totally adore him. His goal against Villarreal the other day was just pure perfection, an absolutely gorgeous touch and then straight to the back of the net, no one was going to stop him. He's determined and firey. Ok, sometimes too firey but I kinda love that. He has just slotted into the team so well I can't imagine him not being ours anymore.


More "training"


I just love how completely happy he looks to have a giant inflatable ball to play with XD


Short shorts and shirt around his armpits. Hello capitan *___* ....what do you mean there are other people in this pic?


Loooooooool there's a reason we call Dealbert "Funny Faces" XD


Nuestros Capitanes ♥


Ok, there may be a few pics from this


coz


damn


My boys in white shirts and dress pants = happiness


In my perfect world


This


is how my boys would be dressed all the time


Especially Chente and Navarro. God damn boys *______*


Smiley Chori! So pretty! So smiley!


Is it actually possible to be prettier than Chente? I don't think so.


Lol cheer up Guaita bb, you've got a busy season ahead of you XD


N'awwwww XD


OMG Navarro and his bb girl! How cute! And lol everyone piling on top of Chente XD Quite understandable


Joaquin Sanchez, happiest man on the planet ^_^


"Training" with Funny Faces ^_^


Even Jeremy cracked a smile!


Mata wants a Pablo. Their position as team OTP is being threatened by the arrival of Solduriz. Tbh boys, you're gonna have to do better than that if you want to catch up with them. They're getting a separate post of HOW SO OTP?


Chente, wearing the captain's armband and feeling his boyfriend up. Is it any wonder he's so smiley?


The Argies. The are complerely ridiculous and I adore them all ^_^


Oh. Hai Roberto.


Super!Aduriz :D


Gleeeeeeeeeee!


Lol Navarro, don't mind him, he doesn't need to breathe or anything XP


Ok, yes, there's lots of Chente in this spam. I love him a lot.


LOL flying Costa!


I love how it's just the two defenders piled on top of everyone else XD


And then Chente comes running in wearing one shoe coz he was in the middle of changing when they scored XD But it was Quino's goal! He had to go give his boy cuddles :3


There is nothing in this world happier than a happy Quino ♥


Just the absolutely complete and total GLEE


GLEEEEEEEEE!


Mi capitan. And his arse. It is a damn fine arse.


Looooool Aduriz like "I SCORED I GROPE EVERYONE NAO"




You know what I love most? How everyone else is just carrying on like it's a perfectly normal thing to be doing. Probably because it is. Probably because our captains are fucking insane XD


My boys <3


Love my Tino <3


The team flirts XD


Angel wants a Chente. Tbf, who wouldn't?


And now he has a Chente with short shorts. God dammit I want summer already!


Just to remind myself that he was regularly starting matches at the start of the season. You know, when we were kicking everyone's asses.


OMG this free kick, wtf was it about? Why the hell was Cesar in front of the wall? Just... what? No one on here had a clue wtf was going on XD


Cuddles!


Manpile!


Who the hell is that pulling Aduriz's hair O.o


I have to say, Navarro starts the best manpiles now Villa's not around


Hmmm, where's Pablo off to?


Oh! He was just legging it halfway down the pitch to celebrate with his boy on the bench :D That definitely gets him OTP points. Still a long way off Solduriz tho.


Oh Quino. Never change lovely.


Hee!


Love my Matita ♥


Loooool epic XD


N'awwww they are very cute together.


Ohholyfuckheistheprettiest*____________*


Prettyprettypretty


Looooool oh boys XD


Idk why but I love this pic. I mean beyond "it has Chente".


LolAduriz. Just... wat?


He's pretty damn pretty himself tho


*facepalm* Roberto love, just coz you've taken over from Villa doesn't mean you need to adopt his fashion sense. No more Dsquared in Valencia please. And if that leaves them with nothing to wear well so be it.


Tinooooo <3


Sorry Jordi love but this one's taken, off limits. You've still got plenty of other boys tho.


Oh look, he found one! I... don't think he went back with the rest of the team that night XD There's a reason we call him the team flirt. And in team like this that's really saying something XD


Flirty flirt is busy flirting.


Happy Topal! There's not really been much Topal in here so far actually. He's also love.


Gleeeeeeeeeee!


Oooooh don't get in Roberto's face, he ain't gonna back down


Pretty! His eyes are so sparkly and lovely *____*


Smiley boys :3


Idek anymore XD


N'awwwwwwww that's adorable X3


Chente and Moya, damn attractive bench that is


N'awwwww Chente/Mannie goal!


You'd never guess Chente was the one to score this goal >.< Come on boys sort it out, shouldn't have to run to join in your own goal celebration >.<


Loool Tino bb I think Ever was in the middle of something there, no is not the time for unexpected!cuddles XD


Aduriz join VCF, 2 months later he gets his first international call up. Coincidence? I THINK NOT :D *fucking PROUD*


Loooool I love when Emery takes them out on random schooltrips XD They always have so much fun, they just look like a bunch of kids


I mean seriously, how is this many 39? Add the digits together and I think that'd still be too old XD


Emery has a pink kayak. A PINK KAYAK! Idk why is this like the most amazing thing ever?


Sillyprettyboyssssss ♥ And Chente's waist is fucking perfect *___*


Aduriz vs. Marius! Tho lol, Marius hasn't turned up on here yet coz it's pretty much in chronological order and we only got Marius on loan like a couple weeks before this match.


More piggback games. It always comes back to piggyback games XD


Chente scoring *____* When he scored his first goal of the season I properly flipped coz god, it had been too long and he so needed it and it was amazing and lovelovelove


loooooove *_____*


x_________x there is nothing in this world I love more than shirtless Vicente


Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! I think this little kid wanted to stay with Aduriz tho XD


N'awwwwww. Favourite little flirt ^_^


What are they even.......?


International Valencia boys! Bendy Aduriz!


Man I love these kind of goal celebrations where you completely lose track of whose limbs are whose XD


N'awwwww cuteness ^_^


I love that Matita posts pics like this to his twitter, it's actually adorable


Idek why but this pic makes me irrationally happy. Just the look on Moya's face and Jordi being totally adorable and asdlfkjhalskdfjhalskjfh these boys


Lol what's going on there then?


I..... don't quite know where to begin x________X


Just..... x__________X


Pablo scoring against Barca. Ohgod I'd nearly forgotten the absolute glee of that moment. That moment where we were beating them. Ok so it didn't last, but it was there and it was fucking WONDERFUL


Oh boys. Just a clue, you'll have a better chance if you don't all act like you're terrified of the ball XDDDD


N'awwwwwwww happy Jordi!


Oh *______*


My boys ♥ Also I so want that hoodie. Why it so expensive?


Lol Cesar XD


Lol I love Matita and his pink boots XD


N'awww and he kept tweeting pics of himself in the stadium for every CL away match <3


Looool that Rangers player just looks like "OHCRAP!" at magical flying Cesar XD


alskjdfhaklsjdfhlaksjdhflakjsdhfalkjsdfh AWWWWWWWWWW!


Just reminding myself that Moya did actually play a couple games this season >.<


Happy smiley lovely boys


HAI UNEXPECTED MANDY!


Valencia Open 500 = mai tennis boys with mai football boys = OMGFLAILDIELOVE! HAI COSTA! (there should be a pic of him with Tino and Ricardo. Costa^3 :D)


LMAO Roberto's face! I know bb, Juanqui's very lovely isn't he?


Tennis boys remind me of just how tiny my team is. Coz I don't tend to think of Roberto as a hobbit, he's probably somewhere just above average for the team but Feli towers over him XD


Same goes for Chori, I'd say he's about average too but Pico's still way taller. Tho of course his WTF IS THAT HAIR? has give him a bit of extra height XD But YAY favourite Argie tenista with... one of my three favourite Argie futbolistas XD I can't choose, I love all three of them muchly :3


There's millions of them!


And of course it was the same week as we played Rangers at the Mestalla for the CL. So Mandy got to see my boys kick their asses :D And again, Mandy making Roberto look quite teeny


And the same week Matita went to the MotoGP. FIA needs to sort out their calendar so that Valencia isn't in the middle of the off season >.< Want my football boys at the F1 again god dammit


Ngl, this pic is only here for Chente's ass. Yes, I am shallow, he is fine XP


LMAO Jordi be more obvious why don't you love? XD


Awww Cesar celebrating all on his lonesome


So cuuuuute! Like a happy bouncy little kid XD


Damn Chori, looking good *___*


.......ok I know I should be annoyed at him for getting a pointless yellow


But really, how am I supposed to be annoyed when.... damn boy looks fine. And it was a fucking spectacular goal. He deserved to celebrate it any way he saw fit. And if he wanted to rip his shirt off and snuggle the rest of the team then I am totally ok with that ^_^


Heeeeee grandpa and my bb Guaita <3


Marius, when most people pick up Jordi they don't mean it literally XD


Oh hey, remember that time when we used to have 3 goalies and everyone was complaining about Emery insisting on 3? Yeah, about that...


Um, Costa hunny? When Jordi's pushing you away it's time to back off O.o


Smiley smiley happy squirrel ^_^


N'awwwwww kisses from Lexi. Sorry bb but I hate your team. Why did it have to be them?


And ffs, why did Guaita's first match have to be against them? Poor bb, talk about a baptism by fire O.o


Iscoooooooooo! Sorry, my love for this kid is quite epic.


I miss Captain Vicente


I love when defenders score, just so much glee ^_^


Tho uh, tbf I'm also pretty fond of midfielders scoring too XD


bbs! (and Tino XD) Isco contemplating short shorts? Wait for summer bb and Vicente will show you how it's done, you'll learn


Prettyyyyyyyy *________*


Cuuuuuuuuuuuute!


Why had I not noticed before this year how pretty Navarro is? Fail, self.


LMAO TINO XD


.......ok I've broken myself with too much OMGPRETTY Chente now, every time I go back to this pic I completely lose the ability to come up with anything at all coherent


ISCO WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? PABLO... WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?


Happiness :3


Oh. New captain greeting old. Miss you Marchenator.


....oic


*facepalm* "training"


*happyface* god that match. That match was... I didn't even know what to do with myself.


...ok so my boys like dressing markers XD


N'awwwwww love


.....I have only just noticed that Cesar has pink gloves. OMG! We know you love the pink shirt love but... XD


Goals for everyone!


I love Quino goals.


Quino goals are the happiest goals in the world


Why is he so adorable?!


damn Tino, work it


Jordi resorting to literally throwing himself at boys XD


Why do they spend so much time skipping around holding hands?


PRETTY *flailflailflail*


Pablo showing off in front of his bf XD


Aduriz honing his ninja skills


Guaita lovely, you can't sneak up on a marker, it has two faces XD


Play nice Mannie


Costas have been hanging around together a lot lately


Tho of course he still loves his fellow Argies too (I think I want that jacket even more than the hoodie... tho of course it's even more expensive than the hoodie >.<)


So you know how it is, one moment you're innocently wandering along, minding your own business with a bit of keepy uppy


And the next? Well...


Idk about you but I certainly wouldn't call this innocent


Everyone takes a moment to marvel at magical flying Iker XD Also hai Albigol! Miss you lovely! But not so much your Albigols XD Tho Costa's taken over with that now ¬_¬


Guaita love I know they're a bit useless at times but be nice


Aww cmon ref, how could you be mean to those sweet sad faces?


I'll stop with the Isco flailing eventually honest. But... ISCOOOO!


How cute is mai Guaita?


And he's goddam epic too. We would've been totally trashed in that match if not for him making some fucking amazing saves, coz tbqh our defense was doing bugger all


Hai pretty Topal! I do love him quite a lot, idk why I've got so few pics of him


N'awwwwww


alskjfdhalksjfhdlaksjdhfalksjdhflaksjdfhlaksjfdhlaksjfdh
don't mind me, just having a moment of HOLY FUCK SO PRETTY *_____*


*flail* there are not enough words


Either he's really cold or the other boys are too lazy to get their arses off the bench and fetch their own blankets. I'm going for option 2 XD


Epic manpile XD


Even Guaita joined in that one XD


I think I'm just going to stop trying English when there's a Chente. It doesn't work.


Um, do you two need a moment alone?


Oh hai Tino


N'awwwww


Jordi gets kisses from Chente. If we saw this from the other side his face would probably just be :DDDDDDDD


*flailflailflail* Can it be warm again now? My boy isn't meant to be wrapped up like that, even if he does look OMGTOTALLYADORABLE


Um, this was supposed to be a VCF spam right? Not a Vicente Rodriguez spam XD


Guaitaaaaa <3


Hunny, you can't shout the ball into submission. Tho I guess you can shout at the defenders and tell them to get their asses into gear.


I didn't know Marius could be so silly and snuggly! He turned up late but he's definitely growing on me.


Jordi has obviously decided he approved of Chente kisses and wants more. Also, the sky is blue.


MOAR CHENTE! PRETTY CHENTE! WANT A CHENTE *_______* *broken*


N'awwww cuddles for our offside!match saver


Awwww hai Pablo <3


Lol Cesar what are you even doing?


Chente being a good captain and trying to stop them arguing. Come on Jordi, haven't you got better boys things to be doing than arguing with Bruno?


Heeeeeeee!


Iscoooooooo!


Lovelovelovelovelove. I don't care how offside it was, we goddam deserved that win.


My little highlighter ♥


And Albelda looking fucking fine to finish.


Um. There will be more tomorrow XD

Comments

[pretty-panther.livejournal.com]

i love your boys. don't tell anyone....is a badly kept secret.

[eleclya-m.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think my boys are the team that everyone loves a bit, even if they don't actually support them. They're just so damn ridiculous XD