Ummmm...

[eleclya]

Random woman on tv is afraid that she's going to be molested in the night by badgers.


Errrr... what?

Comments

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

She should be more afraid of badgers with guns. It's quite the growing problem. They target supermarkets, dontcha know.


(Also by the sounds of her, she aint in danger in being molested by anyone or anything)

[eleclya-m.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't know that. I'll have to keep an eye out in future.

Maybe she should sleep with a spoon by her bed so if a badger does come in to molest her she can poke it until it goes away.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

We should put together a Public Service Announcement for this. Stay safe Katie.

People need to exercise their right to bear spoons.