Just when I thought he could not get any awesomerer

I've just found David Ford's blog.

OMG the man is a fucking GENIUS! Ok, so clearly I already knew this but... OMG! It's beyond brilliant

The Unauthoraised Biography of David Ford - the Early Years

Everyone should read that entry. Even if you have no idea who the hell David Ford is (...which admittedly, most of you do, because I have a tendancy to tell everyone I ever meet to listen to him because he is made of pure win), it's just hilarious.

At school I was an appalling student. By the age of 14 I was able to read at the level of a spaniel. Diagnosed with crippling word-blindness, number- blindness, colour-blindness, it was a damn miracle I could see anything at all. The other kids soon caught on to my conditions and would often throw bicycle tyres at me. The resemblance to both the letter O and the number zero meant I would have no chance of seeing it coming.

*falls over giggling*

I WANTS ME A DAVID! God, I can't wait for Milk & Cookies

Awesome shiny of awesome

The MPH tickets just turned up (in an envelope addressed to me with a stamp, to my complete surprise *rollseyes at her weird dad*).

OMG they are SO shiny. They are like, made of shiny.

( Look how shiny (plz to be ignoring my weird and random bedspread) )

Ohhhhhhhhhh I so can't wait for this. I'm getting more and more hyper about it every day. IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!

...that's better

( Some beautiful Rogi to wipe away the terrifying Djoker memories )

Why is he so awesome? I love how happy and relaxed he's looking there. The past month and a half have been so awesome for him, considering the previous. So glad things are back on track now.