eleclya | Felipe Massa does not understand this personal space thing you speak of (Reply)

Aka the "Felipebb is a clingy little fucker" spam

Coz I'm bored and procrastinating and no matter what I am so proud of the way he keeps fighting despite things never seeing to go his way this season (FERRARI SORT OUT YOUR FUCKING PITSTOPS/STRATEGIES)

Also expect lots of Schumi. They were very snuggly team mates

Rob's concept of personal space is about as poor as Felipe's. They like to get close~

See, snuggly XD

lol I'MMA JUST THROW MYSELF AT YOU NAO K?

Is it really necessary to stand so close all the time boys?

Oh, apparently it is.

GLEE! CLINGYHAPPYHUGS! Ngl, Rob's happyface here is my favouritest ever

HE's just so comfortable when he's draping himself all over people XD (also Rob's half-smile while he's looking at Felipe just makes me all mushy and happy. THIS MAY BE SOMETHING OF A THEME)

See last comment XD

If Felipe had decided to be a footballer he would be the perfect Valencianista. Teeny, excitable, firey, and liable to throwing himself at people in happytiems XD

PERFECT PICTURE RIGHT THERE LOVELOVELOVE

OMGLOLINGFOREVER XD I get the impression that Felipe is a very..... affectionate drunk XD

Felipe: "Oh hai Lewis I'mma just lean~ into your personal space while I get undressed, k?"
Lewis: "......carry on :D"

Felipe: "Why are you still talking you should stop talking and kiss me rn if I think it hard enough at you will you notice and do something about that?"

Personal space does not exist in this team. Personal space is a thing for lesser teams.

Youcanmakeoutnowboys *_______*

Ah, Rob must be nearby, we'll have to settle for a hug and a sneakygrope

Rubens and Felipe are quite possibly my favouritest BFFs on the grid. Yes, even beating Lewis, Addy and Nico.

THAT BOY IS MADE TO BE A VALENCIANISTA ♥_____♥ Tho lol, him and Jordi together, can you get negative personal space?

HUGS NAO

VALENCIA08 PODIUM IS MA HAPPYPLACE FOREVER

HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYPLACE

Rob: yayayayayayay hugskissesloveyou
Felipe: but... drink!

♥______♥

Personal space? Pfffft overrated

HUGS FOR NICK NAO

HUGS FOR STEFANO NAO

HUGS FOR EVERYONE NAO (lol icu Rob eyeing up your boy :P)

HAPPYHUGSFORLUCAS NAO

*leeeans~*

FAVOURITE BOYS FAVOURITEFAVOURITEFAVOURITE

FAVOURITTTTTTE

What we can conclude from this so far is FELIPE LIKES HUGS DAMMIT

Hugs for Rubinho (Rubens's face in this pic fucking destroys me ;_________:)

MOAR HUGS FOR MA FAVOURITE BOYS ♥___♥

Welcome, Fernando, to Scuderia HUGS FOR EVERYONE XD

I HAZ A SAD SO I HUG YOUR HEAD NAO K? ;____;

Lol Felipebb do you really have to stand that close for team photos?

Moar hugs for Nick :3

I love how Felipe does walk next to someone, he walks half on top of them XD

Ok, so apparently Nano didn't think he was standing quite close enough XD

I think Nick might be my favourite non-Rob, non-Brazilian person with Felipe, they're quite adorable together

HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

lol you don't get half-hearted hugs from Felipe. Only full-body clinging XD

.............I got nothing. Seriously.

See what I mean about walking half on top of people?

O HAI LUCAS :3333 Talking animatedly therefore apparently they most stand half an inch apart XD

Confession, basically this whole picspam is just HAPPY FELIPE MAKES ME HAPPY OK? :3333

Scratch that, HAPPY BRAZILIAN BOYS MAKE ME HAPPY :33333333

Attached at the hip much boys?

N'AWWWWWWWWW! Schumi does seem to have such a genuine affection for him

Rob is wondering why it's been so long since the last time he featured in this picspam so has responded by COMPLETELY WRAPPING HIMSELF AROUND FELIPE I'MMA JUST DIE HAPPYFANGIRLDEATH OVER HERE NAO K? Fuck, I just love how Felipe fits so perfectly, all curled up against his chest like oh god I can't even *_____* Valencia08 is my happyhappyhappyhappyhappy place ok?

OMG JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY BOYS *__________*

Rob: "I'mma just lean~ into you nao... to um, read this telemetry print-out ofc. No other reason. Totally focusing on the print-out I am."

OMG LOOKIT HOW TEENY HE IS OMG I LOVE

Lol you didn't think I was done with the Valencia pics did you? How foolish

God they are just so wonderfully comfortable around each other I love I love I love

Lolololololol Matteo side-eyeing and feeling like a third wheel XD Just to let you know boys, the rest of the world does still exist :P

HAPPY FELIPE MAKES ME HAPPIEST *_____*

TurkeyTurkeyTurkeyTurkeyTurkeyTurkeyTurkey. Ahem. Sorry. I'll calm down now.

RUBENS WANTS HUGS NAO K?

Lewis: "You sure we can't make out?"
Felipe: *thinks* "......wait, no, I'm with Rob. Bad Lewis"

OMG THEIR FACES OMG XD

Not my favourite group of Brazilians (sorry Nelsinho, but I miss the 2010 Brazilian mafia of happyglee) but still :3

Happyclingyhappyglee :33333

We're just gonna stand here. Stupidly close. Coz that's just what we do

OMG favouritest series of pics ever omg the way Rob is just lounging back draped all over his boy oh god I can't even they are too goddam perfect how are they even real?

Ohgodohgodohgod Rob draped all over his boy and turning to whisper in his ear and Felipe biting his lip and I could not adore them more HOW ARE THEY EVEN REAL?

Snuggliest most kick-ass team ever ^_^

I was going to make a silly comment about this pic but I just noticed how puffy Rubens's eyes are and now I am so totally broken and...... I can't. I can't even begin to imagine how much that must have just destroyed him.

Ok, getting way to serious so BACK TO VALENCIA

AND TURKEY

And *makes pathetic noises* I am quite unreasonably fixated on Felipe's hand in Rob's hair tbqh

I know this pic should be all about Felipe draping himself all over Schumi again but the look of utter contentment on Rob's face is all I can focus on and ok so my love for Rob Smedley is quite ridiculous idc it makes me happy

Ok so back to ma boys lounging all over each other and looking so perfectly couply and wonderful and lovely and OMG they are just... I can't actually deal with Brazil07 pics, ok? Valencia08/Turkey06 pics make me flail about and grin like a loon, but Brazil07, I can't even, I just don't have words enough. Goddam English, why don't you have words for them?

Moar hugging Nano's head. Is perfectly normal to hug Nano's head, why would you think otherwise? (the vacant look on Felipe's face tho, I AM SO CONFLICTED. Coz. Felipe ;______; but... LEWISSSSS :DDDDD. But... IDEK)

Lol walk closer boys

Seriously, they're always just leaning into each other

NEEDS MOAR BRUNO

HAPPINESSSSSS

Ngh, slight fixation on Felipe's waist (lol you have no idea) approves of this pic

EVERYONE IS CLINGY. FELIPE HAS A PERFECT WAIST. MY BRAIN MAKES LITTLE SENSE XD

I kinda miss when Schumi used to just turn up to hang around Ferrari, cept for the fact that he's been wonderfully cheerful these last two years and ignoring some occasiona on track idiocy I do kinda love him at times.

I SQUISH YOUR HEAD NAO (sorry, the head-hugging amuses me a stupid amount, despite everything else about that podium killing me with sads)

O HAI FELIPE'S ASS

Wrooom makes me happy. It's my favourite time of the year

BRUNO WANT HUGS NAO. LUCAS DOES NOT APPROVE OF BEING LEFT OUT OF HUGS (I miss this ;_____;)

OMG happy Champagne-drenched Ferrari boys I want one *_____*

Seriously, some weekends those two are properly joined at the hip. And they always seem to be stupidly cheerful those weekends

Felipe's first ever podium LOOKIT HOW CLINGYHAPPYWONDERFULLOVELY HE WAS :333333

N'awwww they were all snuggly even before they were team mates

LOOKIT HOW YOUNG AND FLUFFYYYYYYY

CLINGYCLINGYLOVELYHAPPY

CLIIIIIIIINGY

OMG you can see he's got tears in his eyes :'))))

I kinda want 2006 back. Or 2007. Or 2008. Basically, those 3 years were awesomehappy.

Lol lookit him clinging to Schumi's arm XD

I wasn't kidding when I said "clingy little fucker" XD

Schumi just seemed to be unbelievably fond of him as a team mate. It still shows.

THIS SPAM HAS BEEN LACKING IN KIMI

PerfectwaistSchumi'shandonperfectwaistwhyisitsoperfect?

Oh. Happyhappyhappyhappyhappy.

Lol how many people would be perfectly ok with your team holding you upright BY YOUR CROTCH? *facepalm* Oh Felipe. Brazil06 was magical tbqh

One person holding him up by his crotch, one holding him up by his ass and he's just like THIS IS TOTALLY OK I'MMA JUST STAY HERE CHEERING LIKE A CRAZY FUCKER AND IGNORING ALL THE GROPAGE

This one single picture actually inspire a whole scene from what I consider to be the best fic I've ever written. I actually adore it and I can't even explain why.

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THIS SPAM FEATURED CLINGY FELIPE/ROB

FAVOURITES (lolololol Bruno's face X3)

alksjfdhalksjdhgkasjfhlkjsdfh happiness in picture form

Handinhairhandinhairhandinhair

Ok, I've now reached the point where I'm just making pathetic noises every time I open another Felipe/Rob pic. It's quite pathetic really.

Ilthem.

They are magical BFFs of happiness.

N'awwwwww

N'awwwwwwwww

Valencianista in the wrong sport for sure

Next year Valencia has to be at a time when my boys are around so they can go and everyone can be like HOBBITS FTW and I can die of fangirldeath

Awwwwww HAI NICOLAS

FAVOURITESFAVOURITESFAVOURITES

......................I.........I can't.......English? Words? Just.............nghhhh

Subtlety: YOU DOING IT WRONG. Please note: this is not a complaint

Happyyyyyyyy

Fluffyfluffyfluffy :3333333

Favouritesssssssssss

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE OMG FELIPE STOP BEING SO CUTE IT'S QUITE UNFAIR. Seriously, that boy quite clearly gives the best hugs of anyone in the world ever, he just wraps around people and curls into them and ohgod ilhim

And Rubens quite clearly adores him. Which means I love Rubens

:3333333

Lovelovelovelovelove

I CAN'T EVEN

TINY FELIPE TINY PERFECT TINY LOVELY

I'MMA JUST GIVE UP ON WORDS AND JUST MAKE PATHETIC NOISES NAO K?

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Bruno cuddles ilu Bruno

Lololololololol Felipe is clearly the winningest Massa brother X3333 This is why I love Wrooom

Felipe: "What the fuck is that thing on your head? And I'm not even gonna talk about that stuff on your face. In fact I'm not sure I want to be seen with you while you're looking like that"

Felipe: "Ah sod it, HAPPY SNUGGLES FTW :D"

*pathetic happy noises*

UNEXPECTED TACKLEGLOMP

Nghhhh the way he's just leaning in and crowding Rob in a corner

Seriously, that boy was meant to be a Valencia boy. Tho I just imagined him tackleglomping Roberto like that. Um. Do want. Rober get your ass to the GP next year, I know you're a fan coz you keep tweeting about Nano. I want pics of you with Felipe and Nano. I won't survive it, but idc, I wants it.

GLEEEEEEEEE

EVERYONE PILE ON FELIPE

HUGS FOR EVERYONE (I goddam love this event, there is always happyhappyhappy Brazilians everywhere and Felipe is always happiest of the lot)

SEE? SEE HOW MUCH GLEE?

GLEEHAPPYGLEE

Cuddlessssssssss

Honestly Schumacher, there's being obvious and then there's quite blatently groping him in full public view. I mean I don't blame you in the slightest, coz y'know, hello, but maybe a bit of discretion next time? Apart from anything you'll have Rob on your case